Three Dollars and Twenty-One Cents

Dr. Daniel Paull offers a satirical look at how modern medicine became a game of documentation, modifiers, and denials, where physicians fight paperwork for marginal gains instead of caring for patients.

From/about the article: Physicians are often blamed for rising healthcare costs, yet we have remarkably little control over pricing, reimbursement, or administrative overhead.

If you code a 99214 with a -25 modifier, you’ll make exactly $3.21 more than billing a plain old 87645. Not $30. Not $300. Three dollars and twenty-one cents. But only if you do it correctly. And by “correctly,” I mean during a full moon cycle, preferably while Mercury is in retrograde. If it gets denied anyway and it will, you’ll then need to travel to the highest point in your state and praise the sun. With sufficient sun worship, you may eventually recoup that $3.21.

Welcome to modern American healthcare.

Somewhere along the way, medicine stopped being about diagnosing and treating patients and became a competitive sport centered around documentation, coding, modifiers, and appeals. The patient is still in the room, technically, but they’ve become almost incidental to the real event: the note. The real product is no longer care, it’s compliance.

 

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We have created an entire class of professionals whose full-time job is to know which arcane incantation will appease the insurance gods. These are smart people. Talented people. People who can tell you exactly when to use a -25 modifier, when to avoid it, when to add a -59, and when to absolutely never, under any circumstances, do either unless you enjoy audits and sleepless nights.

And to be clear, this is not a knock on them. They’re playing the game as it exists. They’re just very good at a game they didn’t design.

That’s the part that should bother us.

Because no matter how good you are at coding, documentation, or “optimizing reimbursement,” you are still operating inside a system where the rules can change at any time, without notice, without explanation, and without appeal in any meaningful sense of the word. You can do everything “right” and still lose. In fact, many of us do, routinely.

 

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Denials don’t happen because care wasn’t necessary. They happen because a checkbox wasn’t checked, a phrase wasn’t used, or the wrong deity was invoked in the assessment and plan. Medical necessity is less about medicine and more about narrative structure. Did you tell the story the way the insurer wanted to hear it? Did you say “failed conservative management” the right number of times? Did you document pain on a 10-point scale rather than, say, describing it like a human being?

Physicians are told that this is just part of practicing medicine now. “You have to learn how to play the game,” we’re told. And many do. They attend coding seminars. They memorize payer-specific rules. They optimize templates. They spend hours crafting notes not for clinical clarity, but for billing survival.

But here’s the uncomfortable truth: no one wins this game except the people writing the checks.

Every additional layer of complexity benefits the payer, not the patient and not the physician. Complexity creates friction. Friction delays care. Friction exhausts clinicians. And friction quietly shifts the burden of cost control onto the very people trying to deliver care.

 

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Meanwhile, physicians are encouraged to celebrate marginal gains. “Good news! We increased collections by 2% this quarter.” Fantastic. At what cost? More clicks. Longer notes. Less eye contact. More evenings spent responding to denial letters written by someone who has never met the patient and never will.

All of this effort, for $3.21.

Imagine if even a fraction of that cognitive energy was redirected toward actual medical care. Toward thinking deeply about patients instead of modifiers. Toward outcomes instead of RVUs. Toward access, efficiency, and innovation rather than compliance gymnastics.

The irony is that physicians are often blamed for rising healthcare costs, yet we have remarkably little control over pricing, reimbursement, or administrative overhead. We are trapped in a system where our value is measured not by clinical judgment but by how well we document it for an algorithm.

 

 

At some point, we have to ask whether mastering this game is actually the goal, or just a distraction.

Maybe the answer isn’t becoming better coders. Maybe it’s stepping back and questioning why the game exists in the first place. Why delivering medically appropriate care requires ritualistic documentation, modifier stacking, and appeals processes that rival tax law in complexity.

Maybe we should focus less on squeezing out an extra $3.21 and more on building systems where care is the point, not the paperwork.

Because no amount of sun praise should be required to practice medicine.

 

At some point, we have to ask whether mastering this game is actually the goal, or just a distraction.
Daniel R Paull MD
doctorsonsocialmedia.com

(The views expressed in this article are those of the author alone and do not necessarily reflect those of SoMeDocs)

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