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10 Jokes About Patient Visits

The SoMeDocs Team brings you straight forward laughs - 10 joke quotes about patient visits.

December 20, 2023

  • “I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”
  • “I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, ‘Sure, knock yourself out.'”
  • “My doctor told me I need more vitamin ‘sea.’ So now I’m heading to the beach with a bottle of sunscreen.”
  • “I told my doctor I broke my diet. He told me to just switch to a ‘gluten-free’ one. Apparently, laughter burns calories.”

 

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  • “I asked my doctor for a second opinion, and he said, ‘Sure, you’re ugly too.'”
  • “My doctor said I should watch what I eat. Now I’m watching my refrigerator.”
  • “I told my doctor I’m addicted to Twitter. He said, ‘Sorry, there’s no cure, but you can follow me for more updates.'”
  • “My doctor said I should eat more greens. So, I’ve added Skittles to my salad.”
  • “I asked my doctor for a prescription for daily laughter. He handed me a mirror.”
  • “I told my doctor I’m allergic to exercise. He recommended I try ‘allergen-free’ workouts, like sitting on the couch and watching TV.”

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