- “I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”
- “I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, ‘Sure, knock yourself out.'”
- “My doctor told me I need more vitamin ‘sea.’ So now I’m heading to the beach with a bottle of sunscreen.”
- “I told my doctor I broke my diet. He told me to just switch to a ‘gluten-free’ one. Apparently, laughter burns calories.”
Writers Conference for Healthcare Professionals
SoMeDocs is pleased to announce a virtual conference focusing on writing as a healthcare professional. Topics range from Book Publishing — Getting Started, to Writing Fiction: The Secret Sauce that Keeps Readers Turning Your Pages, and more.
- “I asked my doctor for a second opinion, and he said, ‘Sure, you’re ugly too.'”
- “My doctor said I should watch what I eat. Now I’m watching my refrigerator.”
- “I told my doctor I’m addicted to Twitter. He said, ‘Sorry, there’s no cure, but you can follow me for more updates.'”
Doctor Directory
The internet is crowded. Real expertise should be easier to find. SoMeDocs features forward-thinking healthcare innovators in creative, searchable, and highly visible ways.
- “My doctor said I should eat more greens. So, I’ve added Skittles to my salad.”
- “I asked my doctor for a prescription for daily laughter. He handed me a mirror.”
- “I told my doctor I’m allergic to exercise. He recommended I try ‘allergen-free’ workouts, like sitting on the couch and watching TV.”
